why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
This baby is an asshole
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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