Dude my mom stole all your condoms
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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