no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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