she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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