I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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