Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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