told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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