This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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