The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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