If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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