What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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