I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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