I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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