**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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