do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
