i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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