HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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