I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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