hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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