i jhust puked up my retainher.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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