i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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