I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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