just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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