She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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