Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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