dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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