we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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