1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
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I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Can I color on your dick again?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I need to align my fucking chakras
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize