i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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