Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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