i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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