I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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