we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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