I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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