People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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