is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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