Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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