just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've blown a few things in my day
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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