the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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