sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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