gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
