Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My feet surprised me
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