then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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