Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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