why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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