i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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