I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
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Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.