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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.

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• (716): View more from New York

  just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?

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• (949): View more from California

  He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.

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  Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to

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• (646): View more from New York

  The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.

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• (631): View more from New York

  lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.

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  i think i have dick pic PTSD.

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