Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!