That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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