That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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