this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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