C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
