im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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