So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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