Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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