She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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