Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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