Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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