My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
what if I'm pregnant?
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God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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