my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
