Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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