Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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