You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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