Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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