You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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