The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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