i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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