I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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