2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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