I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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